Sham dog cupcake turtle like?

I am awash in a flurry of memes.

My sleuthing inadvertently led me to the derivation of Zombie Boy, aka, World's Greatest Turtle Fan, or something like that. I also find that I am completely transfixed with Stains the cupcake craving dog. Totally kicks spaghetti cat's ass. Any four legged feline can sit and look cute in a chair with a plate of naked noodles in front of it, but the pathos, the barely - just barely - contained rage morphed with the process of suppressing desire, the heart so nakedly competing with the mind, the dog that just wants a damn cupcake.

And yes, Stains speaks to me. If only.

I am just one rickroll away from Shamwow. Who by the way, is fighting the good fight one shammy at a time. Read that article in the last link. My Aunt Nancy swore by those shammies. They really work!